Dave Tha Shave

Sweeney Todd inspired British gangster underworld dealings. Dave-Tha-Shave is about 10-15 years away from throat cancer, smoke Benson & Hedges. Having a deep grottled rasp to his voice. He remembers the good times in low ceiling pubs with yellow smoke stained wall paper. His fashion stagnated between if the 80s and 90s had a lovechild.

Brown/ yellow tinged fingers, commits adultery on his wife with a wrench called Tina (sorry to all the Tina's in the world). He sometimes 'treats' her to the Holiday Inn for a night of 'them time'...he is that guy.

He is outright a narcissist; when suits projects a magnanimous persona, there is always an undercurrent of expectant return 'favour' that is outweighed to his effort. Talks rubbish with a swagger to weight you up; being a megalomaniac only those that gobble it up will suit his circle of manipulated slaves.